We Don't Like Paying Tolls Either But You Don't See Us Doing This

Mizz... er, South Orange Community College (Seton Hall) forward Keon Lawrence has been suspended indefinitely following a motor vehicle accident on the Garden State Parkway WHILE DRIVING DRUNK AND THE WRONG WAY. Lawrence struck another driver who suffered non-life threatening injuries while he suffered severe lacerations after pulling a mid-highway U-turn just south of the Sayreville Toll Plaza. The legal limit in Jersey is .08 so impaired driving was a given as was impaired sexual performance, at least according to Wikipedia. I'd venture to guess we'll never see Keon in a SHU jersey in a regular season game. More than likely the next uniform we'll see him in is a Middlesex County Jail get-up.

SOCC forward Keon Lawrence before his date with windshield glass.

Here's to being glad everyone is alive and to the speediest of recoveries.

Note: We know it's late, but it's an important event especially with SOCC predicted to contend for a NCAA bid.